clodia_risa | (no subject)

So, my birthday is coming up soon, as some of you know. And, crackwhores, if you haven't gotten me a present already which is fine because its a month away and I need to start looking for two of y'alls, eek!, and are we going to do that party thing anyway? might I suggest paid time. Because I am officially addicted to LJ now, kthx. Six icons is no longer enough. I blame

octopedingenue.

In other news - opinion is needed. This is an ad in one of our local newspapers:

Full-body Swedish massage. Release your stress, relax your body, refresh your mind. Outcalls avail. Gentlemen only. (Emphasis theirs)

So, happy ending included, or no?